"Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at."

Jimmy Demaret

"Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off."

Chi Chi Rodriguez'

"The reason a pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."

Phyllis Diller

"Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five."

John Updike

"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."

Henry Youngman

"One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"

US Open Commentator

“One minute you’re bleeding. The next minute you’re hemorrhaging. The next minute you’re painting the Mona Lisa.”

Golf pro,Mac O'Grady

But could they do this on a wet & windy Wednesday in Claycastle?